Zach Abati | Professional Caucasian
21/10/2009
4chan, Where the internet goes to die.
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EPIC UPDATE: KANYE WEST BRUTALLY KILLED IN CAR CRASH
Just kidding. So basically there is this whole Kanye West is dead rumor going down on the interwebs. I know where it started, but I’m not obliged to say, they want it to hush hush. But anyways i was just thinking to my self in all the over night commotion,”what could kanye west do to make him look more like a douche bag and what would make an awesome south park episode, even though they already had the dead celebrity episode, what could he do?” Well it hit me like a large 20x20x20 Cube of bricks. After the VMA’s everybody felt sorry for Taylor swift and it got her a bunch of positive attention and that, but i guess any publicity is good publicity seeing as how everyone was talking about Kanye more anyways and made it one big joke(http://imaletyoufinish.com/). So basically the spotlight was still on him but you couldn’t hear his name without the mention of Taylor’s so it was like Win/Win/Lose. But as I get to my main point, What could Kanye do to make him self more of a douche bag, besides making a cereal called Kaye West Douchie-o’s(Imagine a wheaties box with just that brand name on it and the picture of kanye holding the mic, give me a while and i’ll make one!), He could kill him self in a staged car accident. Sure everyone kinda hates him right now, but think about it, people will love him and feel sorry for him. Look at Michael Jackson, he dies, and now i barely hear any mention of child molester when i hear his name. It would save Kanye and put the focus back on him, which knowing a couple douche bags my self, is exactly what he would want. As he said if the bible was made today he would be in it, probably not like in the Jesus role, but hell if he comes back alive, either a zombie or Jesus. Just my thoughts.
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09/10/2009
Amir, on my impending Nov. 6th hernia surgery. (via dangurewitch)
LMAO
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03/10/2009
Community
The show stars Joel Mchale, from E!’s The Soup fame, as main character Jeff, who after his law degree from Columbia turns out to be invalid has to go back to community college to gain it back.There he meets friend Dr. Ian Duncan, played by The Daily Show’s John Oliver. They strike up a bargain to that Ian will give Jeff the answers to all of the tests he has to do for each class so he can pass the semester. While on campus he runs into Bretta, played by actress Gillian Jacobs, who plays a fellow student and jeffs love intrest. They strike up a conversation after Jeff lies about having a spannish class study group.
After word seems to spread arround of such class by Abed, played by dani pudi, a student with aspergers syndrome who has a fixation on movies, other students start to take up the study group. Students like Troy, played by Donald Glover of Internet fame from the comedy group Derrick comedy, who is a former jock, who still wears his letterman jacket on community campus; Annie, played by Alison Brie known for her roll as Trudy Campbell on AMC’s Madmen; Shirley, played by Yvette Nicole Brown, a woman continuing her education in adulthood, and Peirce, played by Chevy Chase of SNL fame and many other TV shows and movies, is a buisness man who has decided to come back to college.
The show revolves arround this whole study group as they become as whats said by jeff in the end of episode one, a “community”. The casting for this show is amazing, and the writting is astonishing. The only thing that could make this show better besides Joel Mchales awesomeness and the well known and some not well known celebrities would be comedian Ben Schwartz joining the show either as a writter or actor. Seriously he is funny. Congrats to him for winning an emmy for the opening act for the Oscars.
Community Airs on Thursdays at 8pm on NBC, my local network Channel 8.
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20/09/2009
East Jesus Nowhere - Green Day (Live Music Video)
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09/09/2009
seeing as how today is 9.9.09, i think this is perfectly fine to upload
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21/08/2009
Wow....Just Wow
okay so over the past month sorta a lot of stuff has happened and ive been busy.
The best thing of the month i got to play with green day
My Band has also gotten a gig, without them hearing us or anything, but they are letting us go up as third act. Great.
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=124732236329&ref=nf#/ical/event.php?eid=124732236329
thats the link for the gig, anybody wants to go thats gonna be in the area contact me, i will have preshow tickets next weekend.
just really great month!
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05/08/2009
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04/08/2009
the 2nd video of me, Wows
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